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Body As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77.

Body “Don’t let your worries get the best of you, remember, Moses started out as a basket case.” Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited - until you try to sit in their pews. Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.

Body Took her new scarf to the store because it was too tight. Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope.

Body Barb Bierman Batie Each fall as my new pullets come into production, I begin culling the old hens. Some find their way to my freezer as stewing hens for future use in chicken soup and other tasty dishes during cold weather.

Body I have a new delightful friend, I am most in awe of her. When we first met I was impressed, by her bizarre behavior.

Body The Village of Callaway would like to thank all of the community members and volunteers who helped during the Community Cleanup Day. The Village would also like to thank First Interstate Bank for furnishing the meal for the workers. Your help and support is greatly appreciated.

Body These are from a book called, “Disorder in the Court.” These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters. How did they keep from laughing while these were all taking place? Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?

Body To realize the value of ten years: ask a newly divorced couple. To realize the value of four years: ask a graduate.

Body Use all the superlatives you want, but for anyone who was either in Memorial Stadium Aug. 30 or joined via television, Nebraska’s Volleyball Day was a mountain top, once-in-a-lifetime, pinnacle experience.

Body How much does a chimney cost? Nothing, it's on the house. My friend said she wouldn't eat cow's tongue because it came out of a cow's mouth.