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Took her new scarf to the store because it was too tight. Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope.

Barb Bierman Batie Each fall as my new pullets come into production, I begin culling the old hens. Some find their way to my freezer as stewing hens for future use in chicken soup and other tasty dishes during cold weather.

I have a new delightful friend, I am most in awe of her. When we first met I was impressed, by her bizarre behavior.

The Village of Callaway would like to thank all of the community members and volunteers who helped during the Community Cleanup Day. The Village would also like to thank First Interstate Bank for furnishing the meal for the workers. Your help and support is greatly appreciated.

These are from a book called, “Disorder in the Court.” These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters. How did they keep from laughing while these were all taking place? Q: Did you blow your horn or anything? A: After the accident? Q: Before the accident.

To realize the value of ten years: ask a newly divorced couple. To realize the value of four years: ask a graduate.

Use all the superlatives you want, but for anyone who was either in Memorial Stadium Aug. 30 or joined via television, Nebraska’s Volleyball Day was a mountain top, once-in-a-lifetime, pinnacle experience.

How much does a chimney cost? Nothing, it's on the house. My friend said she wouldn't eat cow's tongue because it came out of a cow's mouth.

What an exciting opportunity for Callaway! The Pool Committee has done a great deal of work to present the Village Board and community members with a detailed plan for funding and building a new swimming pool. Prior to November, the Village Board set aside $440,000 over 10 years to offset the cost of a new pool or improvements to the pool built in 1972. Also prior to November, The Callaway Foundation quietly raised $45,000 in its pool account. Now the voters have approved a bond issue, multiple grant applications have been completed, and the demolition has begun.

The bandage was wound around the wound. The farm was used to produce produce.