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Body A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. “Good morning,” said the young man.

Body Everyone we know, meet, or pass in the grocery store has their own set of personal life experiences that are unique from our own.

Body These thoughts put a smile on my face, thought I’d pass the smile on to you. 1.

Body A little woman called Mount Sinai Hospital. She said, 'Hello, darling, I’d like to talk with the person who gives the information regarding your patients.

Body Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack’s sermons.

Body Thistle. The name itself brings up all kinds of derogatory images in my head. Thistles are bad. At least that is the knee jerk reaction for landowners who spend hours and a lot of money trying to eradicate the darn things.

Body An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears.

Body A bacterial infection. I hadn’t thought of a bacterial infection. I was sure, with my internet medical degree, that I had a viral infection, the flu or Covid. My symptoms were a low-grade fever and fatigue, and occasionally, when I would cough, a short-lived headache.

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Body She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, 'But Grandma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!