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The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. “I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said.

If you’ve been paying attention to the “out of doors” lately you have probably seen a bunch of dragonflies. This is the “season” for them. As adults, dragonflies fly around and feed on small insects, particularly mosquitoes. The male will establish a territory over a pond, and he will vigorously defend that territory by chasing off any other males. This leads to some amazing flying duels.

“Go big red!” Right! We’re in Nebraska. But as a naturalist I would have to say for Nebraska we should say “Go Big Yellow!” We don’t have a lot of natural reds this time of year, but the color yellow is everywhere.

Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited – until you try to sit in their pews. Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.

“Go big red!” Right! We’re in Nebraska. But as a naturalist I would have to say for Nebraska we should say “Go Big Yellow!” We don’t have a lot of natural reds this time of year, but the color yellow is everywhere.

These are from a book called “Disorder in the Court”. These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters.

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. “Good morning,” said the young man.

Everyone we know, meet, or pass in the grocery store has their own set of personal life experiences that are unique from our own. We all come from different places, have our own set of genetics, and have different parents or families, which is part of what makes us unique from each other. We can even have different experiences than our siblings who grow up in the same home as us.

These thoughts put a smile on my face, thought I’d pass the smile on to you. 1.

A little woman called Mount Sinai Hospital. She said, 'Hello, darling, I’d like to talk with the person who gives the information regarding your patients.