Body
From the Collection of Pat Young Did I Really Read That Right? “Toilet out of order: please use floor below.” In a laundromat: “Automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.” In a London department store: “Bargain basement upstairs.” In an office: “Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.” In an office: “After tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.” Outside a second-hand shop: “We exchange anything — bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?” Notice in health food shop window: “Closed due to illness.” Spotted in a safari park: “Elephants, please stay in your car.” Seen during a conference: “For anyone who has children and doesn’t know it, there is a day care on the first floor.” Notice in a farmer’s field: “The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.” Message on a leaflet: “If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.” On a repair shop door: “We can repair anything.