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The older I have gotten, the more I have learned to cope with - even appreciate - the various seasons of my life. Seasons are such an important part of human life that an entire chapter of the Bible is devoted to them!

From the Collection of Pat Young A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.” “What do they say?” the priest inquired.

Measuring. We do it every day.

Greetings District 43! I hope you had a wonderful Easter weekend, filled with time spent with loved ones. Easter is a time of renewal, hope, and reflection, offering an opportunity to embrace the blessings of family, faith, and community.

This is a very special week - Holy Week. As I sit in front of my computer this morning reflecting on what the week means to me I am reminded of how different it has looked throughout the various seasons of my life.

A cleaning lady was applying for a new position. When asked why she left her last employment, she replied, “Yes, Sir, they paid good wages, but it was the most ridiculous place I ever worked.

There are about 38 million people in the U.S. that have been diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes.

From the Collection of Pat Young A young girl came home from a date looking sad. She told her mother, “Dan proposed to me a few minutes ago.” “Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked.

Jim Schneider, son of Mr. and Mrs.

Winter officially ended this year with a blizzard. Here in Gothenburg, we were spared most of the storm and had only the wind with little snow.