Columns

Body The Inheritance Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a singles’ bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.

Body Previously I wrote about the Cornell Lab and one of their Citizen Science projects called the Great Backyard Bird Count. Each year, building up to the four-day event in February, a “mascot” bird is chosen for the poster that advertises the event.

Body Greetings District 43! Here's the latest from your State Legislature. Here is a brief recap of bills heard last week in the committees I serve on.

Body February is the shortest month for almost every profession in the world, but in education February can seem to drag on forever. I actually heard someone say the other day that it was January 45th.

Body The “penny” and the “pound” are British monetary values. The British “penny” is worth about ½ cent American.

Body This week the Transportation & Telecommunications Committee advanced my bill LB 667 on to General File for floor debate. I am pleased to see this move out of committee as it will provide a more robust reimbursement process for warranty work for our local dealers.

Body Definition of BBQ: It’s the only type of cooking a “real man” will do. When a man volunteers to do the ‘BBQ’, the following chain of events are put into motion: 1) The woman goes to the store.

Body It may be record setting cold in Nebraska, but in the Caribbean it’s SCUBA diving season, and that means it is the time to look for one of my favorite animals; the octopi (plural for octopus). Octopi are interesting, harmless and fun to watch.

Body Reporters interviewing a 104 year old woman: “And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?” the reporter asked. She simply replied, “No peer pressure.” The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.

Body This week in the Transportation & Telecommunications Committee, LB 449 introduced by Sen. Fredrickson generated the most discussion. This bill attempts to change the NDOT roads funding to a formula base which would shift more money to Omaha and away from rural Nebraska.