A cleaning lady was applying for a new position. When asked why she left her last employment, she replied, “Yes, Sir, they paid good wages, but it was the most ridiculous place I ever worked. They played a game called Bridge, and last night a lot of folks were there.

As I was about to bring in the refreshments, I heard a man say, “Lay down and let’s see what you’ve got.”

Another man said, “I’ve got strength but no length.” Another man says to the lady, “Take your hand off my trick!”

I pretty near dropped dead just then, when the lady answered, “You jumped me twice when you didn’t have the strength for one raise.”

Another lady was talking about protecting her honor and two other ladies were talking and one said, “Now it’s time for me to play with your husband and you can play with mine.”

Well, I just got my hat and coat and as I was leaving, I hope to die if one of them didn’t say “Well, I guess we’ll go home now. This is the last rubber.”

Two good things about having Alzheimer’s disease: 1. You can hide your own Easter eggs. 2. You can meet someone new every day. Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 80. When he asked his wife asked if she minded, she answered, “Why should I be upset? Dogs chase cars, but they can’t drive.”