A Day In The Life Of The Potato Family
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A girl potato and boy potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet Potato, which they called 'Yam.'
Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.
They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like ‘hot potato’ and end up with a bunch of tater tots.
Yam said not to worry - no spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!