These are from a book called “Disorder in the Court”. These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters. How did they keep from laughing while these were all taking place?

Q: Sir, what is your IQ? A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think. Q: Did you blow your horn or anything? A: After the accident? Q: Before the accident. A: Sure, I played for 10 years. I even went to school for it.

Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?

A: Yes. Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of the car?

A: Yes, sir. Q: What did she say? A: What disco am I at? Q: Now, doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?

A: Would you repeat that question, please?