She says I keep pushing her buttons. If that were true, I would have found “Mute' by now.

So you’ve been eating Hot Dogs and McBurgers all your life, but you won’t take a vaccine shot that may save your life because you don’t know what’s in it?

There is no such thing as a grouchy old person. The truth is, once you get old, you stop being polite, and start being honest.

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.

The gentlemen were talking, and one said, “Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great…I would recommend it very highly.”

The other man said, “What is the name of the restaurant?”

The first man thought and thought and finally said, “What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know…the one that’s red and has thorns?” “Do you mean a rose?”

“Yes, that’s the one,” replied the man. He then turned toward the kitchen and yelled, “Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to last night?”