A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get six.

A short time later the husband comes back with six cartons of milk. The wife asks him, “Why did you buy six cartons of milk?”

He replied, “They had avocados.” The young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So, he decided to buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone and explained the features.

Meg was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.

The next day Meg went shopping. The phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end.

“Hi Meg,” he said, “how do you like your new phone?”

Meg replied, “I just love it! It’s small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there is one thing I don’t understand though.”

“What’s that, sweetie?” asked her husband. “How did you know I was in Walmart?”