Grandma’s Visit “Oh, I sure am happy to see you,” the little boy said to his grandmother on his mother’s side. “Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us.” The Grandmother was curious.

“What trick is that, honey?” she asked. The little boy answered, “I heard him tell mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us.”

Support A Family The prospective father-in-law asked, “Young man, can you support a family?”

The surprised groom-to-be replied, “Well, no…I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you will have to fend for yourselves.”

Grandma’s Age Little Johnny asked his grandma how old she was. Grandma answered, “39 and holding.”

Johnny thought for a moment, and then said, “And how old would you be if you let go?”

Church Offering A little boy in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed around the offering plates. When they came near his pew, the boy said loudly, “Don’t pay for me Daddy, I’m under five.”

Prayers The Sunday School teacher asked, “Now Johnny, tell me, do you say prayers before eating?”

“No ma'am,” he replied. “We don’t have to. My mom is a good cook!”

The Water Pistol When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol.

He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased. I turned to mom and said, “I’m surprised at you, don’t you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?”

Mom smiled and then replied, “Yep…I remember.” Half Price U.S. Air recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips.

Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip.

Letters are still pouring in asking, “What trip?” Life After Death “Do you believe in life after death?” The boss asked one of his employees.

“Yes sir,” the new employee replied. “Well, then, that makes everything just fine,” the boss went on; “Because after you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral, she stopped in to see you!”