Hmmm…Nebraska, according to Jeff Foxworthy: If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Nebraska.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t even work there, you may live in Nebraska.

If you’ve worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you may live in Nebraska.

If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Nebraska.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Nebraska.

If you have switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ in the same day and back again, you may live in Nebraska.

If you can drive 75 mph through two feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Nebraska.

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in Nebraska.

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Nebraska.

If you design your kid’s Halloween costume over a snowsuit, you may live in Nebraska.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Nebraska.

If you know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Nebraska.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Nebraska.

If you find 10 degrees “a little chilly”, you may live in Nebraska.

If you actually understand these jokes, repost this so all your Nebraska friends and others can see. I definitely live in Nebraska.