Class 1: How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays: Class 2: The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself?

Class 3: Is it Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor/Walls and Nearby Bathtub?

Class 4: Fundamental Difference Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor.

Class 5: After Dinner Dishes: Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink?

Class 6: Loss of Identity: Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.

Class 7: Learning How to Find Things: Starting with looking in the right places instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.

Class 8: Health Watch: Bringing her flowers is not harmful for your health.

Class 9: Real Men ask for Directions When Lost Class 10: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly while she parallel parks?

Class 11: Learning to Live: Basic Difference Between Mother and Wife Class 12: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Class 13: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You’re Going to be Late.

Class 14: The Stove/Oven: What it is and How it is Used.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.