From the Collection of Pat Young

Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida, decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do.

Sally applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove today but seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and has worked as a social worker and a school teacher.

The foreman frowned and said, “I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?”

“Well, as a matter of fact, I have,” she said. “I’ve been divorced three times, owned two Chrysler cars, voted twice for Obama, and once for Hillary.”

Sally starts in the morning.