Well FINALLY, it just had to come to this sooner or later!

* A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: “Did you find the shampoo?”

He answers, “Yes, but I’m not sure what to do... it’s for dry hair, and I’ve just wet mine.”

* A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND”.

He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

* A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!”

“Is this her first child?” asks the Doctor. “No!” he shouts, “this is her husband!” * A tourist asks a blonde man: “Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?”

To which the blonde man replies: “If they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.”