Grandma's Off Her Rocker

In the dim and distant past when life’s tempo wasn’t fast, Grandma used to rock and knit, crochet and babysit. When we were in a jam, we could always count on Gram.

In the age of gracious living, Grandma’s life was one of giving.

But Today...

Now Grandma’s at the gym exorcising to keep slim.

She’s off touring with a bunch Or taking her friends to lunch. Driving north to fish or hike, Taking time to ride her bike. Nothing seems to stop her, Now that Grandma’s off her rocker!