My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried.

My wife was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.

A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man’s chest. The man asks, “Doc, how do I stand?” The doctor says, “That’s what puzzles me!”

The other day I broke 70. That’s a lot of clubs. There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.

My hotel room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked. I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my motherin-law to the airport. I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he’s out of.