My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don’t like to interrupt her.

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.