• Friendship is when people know all about you ... but like you anyway.

• It doesn’t matter how big your house is, how much money you have, or that you wear expensive clothes.

Our graves will be the same size. Stay humble.

• What did our parents do when they were bored with no Internet? I asked my 18 brothers and sisters, and they didn’t know either.

• Do you know that great feeling you get into bed, fall straight to sleep and wake up feeling refreshed and ready to take on the day? No, me neither.