I don’t do windows because…I love birds and don’t want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don’t wax floors because…I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves, I’ll feel terrible and they may sue me.

I don’t mind the dust bunnies because…they are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

I don’t disturb cobwebs because…I want every creature to have a home of their own and hubby loves spiders.

I don’t spring clean because…I love all the seasons and don’t want the others to get jealous.

I don’t plant a garden because…I don’t want to get in God’s way, he is an excellent designer.

I don’t put things away because…my husband will never be able to find them again.

I don’t do gourmet meals when I entertain because…I don’t want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don’t iron because…I choose to believe them when they say Permanent Press.

I don’t stress much on anything because…”A Type” personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol’ woman!