Just once, I want the username and password prompt to say, “Close enough.”

Studies show that if your parents didn’t have children, there’s a high probability you won’t either.

Be decisive. Right or wrong - make a decision. The road is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless!

Save business cards of people you don’t like. If you ever hit a parked car accidentally, just write, “Sorry” on the back and leave it on the windshield.