These are from a book called, “Disorder in the Court.” These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters. How did they keep from laughing while these were all taking place?

Q: Did you blow your horn or anything? A: After the accident? Q: Before the accident. A: Sure, I played for 10 years. I even went to school for it.

Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?

A: Yes. Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?

A: Yes, Sir. Q: What did she say? A: What disco am I at? Q: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?

A: Would you repeat that question, please? Q: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Q: So the date of conception of (the baby) was August 8th?

A: Yes. Q: And what were you doing at that time? A: I resent that question.

Q: She had three children, right? A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there any girls?